Custom Mom Shirt – You Can’t Scare Me I Have Kids & They’re Feral AF | Personalized Raccoon Shirt | Funny Mom Life Tee
Custom Mom Shirt – You Can’t Scare Me I Have Kids & They’re Feral AF | Personalized Raccoon Shirt | Funny Mom Life Tee
If you know… you KNOW 😅
This hilarious “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids & They’re Feral AF” tee is made for moms living the chaos — and now it’s fully customizable to match YOUR crew 🦝🔥
Choose your number of kids and we’ll match it with the same number of feisty raccoons! 🦝
Whether you’ve got 1 tiny tornado or a whole pack of chaos, this shirt is equal parts relatable, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs everywhere you go.
✔ Personalized just for you
✔ Ultra-soft, comfortable fit
✔ High-quality print that won’t crack or fade
✔ A guaranteed conversation starter
Warning: May cause strangers to say “OMG SAME” 😂
✨ How to Customize
In the customization box, please include:
- Number of kids (example: 2, 3, 4, etc.)
- Any wording adjustments (optional)
👉 We will match the number of raccoons to your selection
👉 Layout will be adjusted to keep the design looking clean & balanced
👕 Product Details
- Available Colors: Black, Cream, Heather Gray
- Sizes:
- Ladies Fit: Small – 3XL
- Unisex Fit: Small – 3XL
- Material: Soft cotton blend (varies slightly by color)
- Fit:
- Ladies: More fitted/curved
- Unisex: Relaxed, true-to-size fit
- Professionally printed design
Size & Fit Tip
For a relaxed, slightly oversized look, size up in ladies fit or choose unisex sizing 👌
Perfect Gift For:
- Moms of 1, 2, 3+ kids
- Chaos moms / boy moms / girl moms
- Mother’s Day gifts
- Baby showers
- Your brutally honest mom friend
Shipping & Processing
- Made to order (custom item)
- Processing time: 2–5 business days
- Shipping calculated at checkout
🛠 Custom Requests
Want different wording, shirt color, or layout? Drop it in the customization box — we got you 👍
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