Custom Mom Shirt – You Can’t Scare Me I Have Kids & They’re Feral AF | Personalized Raccoon Shirt | Funny Mom Life Tee

If you know… you KNOW 😅
This hilarious “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids & They’re Feral AF” tee is made for moms living the chaos — and now it’s fully customizable to match YOUR crew 🦝🔥

Choose your number of kids and we’ll match it with the same number of feisty raccoons! 🦝

Whether you’ve got 1 tiny tornado or a whole pack of chaos, this shirt is equal parts relatable, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs everywhere you go.

✔ Personalized just for you
✔ Ultra-soft, comfortable fit
✔ High-quality print that won’t crack or fade
✔ A guaranteed conversation starter

Warning: May cause strangers to say “OMG SAME” 😂

✨ How to Customize

In the customization box, please include:

• Number of kids (example: 2, 3, 4, etc.)
• Any wording adjustments (optional)

👉 We will match the number of raccoons to your selection
👉 Layout will be adjusted to keep the design looking clean & balanced

👕 Product Details

• Available Colors: Black, Cream, Heather Gray
• Sizes:
  • Ladies Fit: Small – 3XL
  • Unisex Fit: Small – 3XL
• Material: Soft cotton blend (varies slightly by color)
• Fit:
  • Ladies: More fitted/curved
  • Unisex: Relaxed, true-to-size fit
• Professionally printed design

Size & Fit Tip

For a relaxed, slightly oversized look, size up in ladies fit or choose unisex sizing 👌

Perfect Gift For:

• Moms of 1, 2, 3+ kids
• Chaos moms / boy moms / girl moms
• Mother’s Day gifts
• Baby showers
• Your brutally honest mom friend

Shipping & Processing

• Made to order (custom item)
• Processing time: 2–5 business days
• Shipping calculated at checkout

🛠 Custom Requests

Want different wording, shirt color, or layout? Drop it in the customization box — we got you 👍